Many good greetings from Noodle here. Think it time I should write. We all been busy busy at Doggy Hotel. Many doggy come and go and I not Ninja them, I good boy. Well, maybe I did ninja one of them bit. He was bad puppy doggy. He need it. He did big wee wee on top of Dim Fat Won's washy machine. That right! On top! Not up side - he no cocky leggy as he still wee like girl as he still bitty baby. Why he no fall off? Why he do it? He also try get in my pot! I no have that! I tell him fluck off! He did. I velly pleased with myself. He was big puppy but he run when I say I ninja him.
I velly happy as DFW buy me velly nice new pot for sit in. This coz Rozy sit in my my uvva pot and squash it. Her bum too big, like hippo. My new pot all furry and look like skin of fierce animal . . . like me.
DFW she has new adventure. She learning to do ninja training jus like me. She get ninja'd though and squishedy. When she go she ok, but when come home she hobble like ancient ancestor. She say this will make her fitter? I no so sure. Why she look worse than normal? I fink I help her. Teach her special moves. How to bite ankle like striking viper. How to run fast like graceful deer. Maybe not that . . I velly good but even I not that good. She muss not be too hurty though as we need her for serving us good dinah and for giving us special tickles. If they hurty her too bad I have somefin to say and they will be ninja'd back. I do it. Actually I fink she in deep shitty now, as venerable teacher read her stories that she wroted bout her trainin on Faceybooky an I fink she in for it this week. If he kill her I no be velly happy. Do not make the Crestie angry, yoo no like it when I angry! Once again dragon of bad luck shitty on her from great high.
I go now. Bye .