Welcome to The Best (not very) Exotic Doggy Hotel

What we offer at Olde England is doggy holidays at reasonable rates for the discerning pup.

Situated in the Kent countryside Olde England The Best – not very exotic – Doggy Hotel is a detached Grade 2 listed cottage set in an acre of enclosed garden with lots of good sniffs and plenty of great woodland and fields to explore.

The hotel has a number of permanent residents (who regularly eat me out of house and home) so a meet and greet with the pack is required before making your booking. You will be staying in the house with everyone and facilities include lots of dog beds, settees and armchairs. (We don’t have any kennels).

Walkies is twice a day – usually one long and one short – or playtime if the weather doesn’t co-operate) which are tailored to the guest’s requirements. Breakfast and dinner are served for you although we recommend that you bring your own supplies to avoid upset tummies.

Treats and nice extras are also available if you are not on a strict dietary regime. We can also supply raw food if required but please note that freezer space is limited so we may not necessarily be able to take your own food if its frozen so please check first.

We do ask that you have your fleas under control and vaccinations up to date please before visiting. Unfortunately we can’t take entire boys as they do tend to scent mark indoors and, sadly, no matter how lovely or calm they are the other dogs won’t accept them in the pack .. . . it’s a dominance thing I’m afraid.

I am a Licensed Dog Boarder (- 5 Star no less! Get me!) – and have Pet Boarding Insurance and will be happy to show you my certificates – in return I will ask your hooman to sign several bits of paper so that I can take care of you, travel you in my car and take you for walkies etc (off lead if possible).